I created this track using iPad apps and audio copying them into iPad Garageband. The whooshing noises were made on an app called Vocal Jam. This allows you to record loops, overdub them and sequence them into a performance. I audio copied a session, loaded it into an audio recorder track in GB and selected the bullhorn effect and fiddled with the overdrive and distortion settings. The original loops were of me intoning the alphabet, flicking a tabletop and gulping, but that’s not apparent once fx were applied.

The drums were just me tapping on GB’s hip hop drum pad and fiddling with the echo settings in real time. Finally the synth part came from iPad Crystal synth, an app I cannot recommend highly enough, you can download the free VST for the pc, the IPad version is just as amazing and pretty much retains its functions from its PC parent.